48. Turkey and Stuffing in Chip Format
January 10, 2009
The holidays can be a lonely time for many Westerners.
Society dictates that the season should be jovial and filled with superficial and universal cheer.
But in every city, there exist individuals without families, homes or jobs–the necessary accoutrements for a generically successful time.
In England, these individuals are no longer left in the dark. Walkers Turkey & Stuffing potato chips recreate the artificial gaiety of Christmas at a low price of $2.
Families everywhere can now afford holiday tradition.
And those left to their lonesome can rejoice: As their soul is warmed by this “Big Eat,” the desire for companionship, shelter and/or intellectual stimulation quickly flees.
Not to mention this product saves time and energy. We don’t know how the turkey and stuffing tradition started in the Western World, but we do know how it will end: in a 50g bag. In the rare event that Westerners did indeed have “culture,” this would be a bastardization of it.
